Well done is better than well said.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
When you are finished changing, you are finished.
To be proud of virtue, is to poison yourself with the Antidote.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Those who give up liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security.
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.