The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. -- Don't answer!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't report it. The thief spends less than my wife.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking. The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.