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3173EHenny YoungmanThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage
Marriage
6505EHenny YoungmanDoctor, I have a ringing in my ears. -- Don't answer!
Humour
Humour
2237EHenny YoungmanSomeone stole all my credit cards, but I won't report it. The thief spends less than my wife.
Jokes
Jokes
2469EHenny YoungmanMy Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Jokes
Jokes
2269EHenny YoungmanA drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking. The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Drinking
Drinking
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