Quotes on Sex

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
SEX: The most fun you can have without laughing.
 
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
 
The shape of women’s faces changes subtly during their ovulatory cycle, and men prefer female faces at the time of ovulation.
 
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
 
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
 
She says: "I don't ask much. Just treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore".
 
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Regan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
 
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
 
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