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Freedom is not free.
 
Only sheep need a shepherd
 
I am the captain of my soul.
 
HORSE SENSE: Stable thinking
 
Happiness is a state of mind.
 
Good example is half a sermon.
 
Lord save me from your followers
 
He who laughs last thinks slowest
 
Play the music, not the instrument.
 
CHEF: Any cook who swears in French.
 
God helps those who help themselves.
 
Grant me patience, O Lord, but hurry!
 
In strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
 
The masses are the opium of religion.
 
Silence is the best response to a fool.
 
CAT: A lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
 
To teach is to learn. -- Japanese Proverb
 
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
 
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