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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
SEX: The most fun you can have without laughing.
She says: "I don't ask much. Just treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore".
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Regan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
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