6124EAnonymousFreedom is not free.
Freedom
Freedom
7396EAnonymousOnly sheep need a shepherd
Religion
Religion
2751EAnonymousI am the captain of my soul.
Self-control
Self-control
4727EAnonymousHORSE SENSE: Stable thinking
Thinking
Thinking
8423EAnonymousHappiness is a state of mind.
Happiness
Happiness
4281EAnonymousGood example is half a sermon.
Talking
Talking
4614EAnonymousLord save me from your followers
God
God
3950EAnonymousHe who laughs last thinks slowest
Laughing
Laughing
5610EAnonymousPlay the music, not the instrument.
Music
Music
4711EAnonymousCHEF: Any cook who swears in French.
Cooking
Cooking
7153EAnonymousGod helps those who help themselves.
God
God
2683EAnonymousGrant me patience, O Lord, but hurry!
Patience
Patience
3980EAnonymousIn strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
Ability
Ability
6621EAnonymousThe masses are the opium of religion.
Religion
Religion
5756EAnonymousSilence is the best response to a fool.
Silence
Silence
4708EAnonymousCAT: A lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
Animals
Animals
2470EAnonymousTo teach is to learn. -- Japanese Proverb
Teaching
Teaching
4617EAnonymousIn God we trust; all others must pay cash.
God
God
2199EAnonymousIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Sex
Sex
4615EAnonymousGod must love stupid people, he made so many.
God
God
2372EAnonymousKeep your words sweet-you may have to eat them.
Talking
Talking
2800EAnonymousBigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
Marriage
Marriage
3195EAnonymousTomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
Time
Time
3269EAnonymousIf you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!
Jokes
Jokes
3438EAnonymousI'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Stupidity
Stupidity
2796EAnonymousHalf of the people in the world are below average.
Statistics
Statistics
4519EAnonymousI don't know what makes you so dumb, but it works!
Stupidity
Stupidity
2965EAnonymousWomen are meant to be loved....not to be understood.
Women
Women
3919EAnonymousThe big thieves hang the little ones. -- Czech proverb
Crime
Crime
5672EAnonymousLife is a state of mind. (From the film "Being There")
Life
Life
3251EAnonymousA woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Men and Women
Men and Women
5042EAnonymousI’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Jokes
Jokes
5044EAnonymousHe had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Jokes
Jokes
3968EAnonymousIf you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
Marriage
Marriage
8593EAnonymousGod may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
3592EAnonymousAn idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Responsibility
Responsibility
4732EAnonymousPHILANTHROPIST: One who gives away what he should give back.
Generosity
Generosity
2807EAnonymousLord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Envy
Envy
4741EAnonymousTACT: The art of saying nothing when there is nothing to say.
Tact
Tact
2546EAnonymousWhat a man says drunk he has thought sober. -- Flemish proverb
Drinking
Drinking
4712EAnonymousCHEMICALS: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Food
Food
5755EAnonymousWhen I'm right no one remembers, when I'm wrong no one forgets.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
7596EAnonymousMy words will either attract a strong mind or offend a weak one.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
2669EAnonymousThe goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
Marriage
Marriage
5688EAnonymousBefore solving a problem, make sure you've got the right problem.
Problems and solutions
Problems and solutions
4162EAnonymousAge does not determine who's right, it only determines who's left!
Ageing
Ageing
4725EAnonymousFAIRY TALE: a horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Fantasy
Fantasy
5860EAnonymousLove me when I least deserve it, because it's when I need it most.
Love
Love
4055EAnonymousThe religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.
Religion
Religion
4066EAnonymousEveryone needs to be loved, especially when they do not deserve it.
Love
Love
6816EAnonymousYou are just an insecure little girl in desperate need of attention.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
2328EAnonymousA beautiful woman is a paradise to the eyes and a curse to the purse.
Women
Women
3870EAnonymousA man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Marriage
Marriage
3101EAnonymousA woman's mind is cleaner than a man's....she changes it more often !!
Women
Women
3455EAnonymousTime is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once.
Time
Time
2144EAnonymousIntegrity - When you do the right thing even though no one is watching.
Morality
Morality
2254EAnonymousThe best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other.
Children
Children
6805EAnonymousThere is nothing so pathetic as a bore who claims attention - and gets it
Attention
Attention
7226EAnonymousI am what I am because of who we all are. (Principle of Ubuntu philosophy)
Philosophy
Philosophy
4724EAnonymousEXECUTIVE: A man who talks to the visitors while others are doing the work.
Organization
Organization
7907EAnonymousWe will be the last generation to have witnessed life without the Internet.
Internet
Internet
2719EAnonymousEtc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Knowledge
Knowledge
4769EAnonymousNo man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
Marriage
Marriage
2922EAnonymousThe only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Stupidity
Stupidity
6796EAnonymousSometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.
Attention
Attention
7637EAnonymousThe problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
Problems and solutions
Problems and solutions
6797EAnonymousIt's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.
Attention
Attention
3280EAnonymousA liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.
Politics
Politics
5692EAnonymousShe says: "I don't ask much. Just treat me like a lady and fuck me like a whore".
Sex
Sex
6068EAnonymousThe earth is my body, my head is in the stars. (From the film "Harold and Maude")
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
2738EAnonymousFor every complicated problem there is a simple, easy to understand, wrong answer.
Problems and solutions
Problems and solutions
3091EAnonymousGreat minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Intelligence
Intelligence
4743EAnonymousVACATION: Time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.
Work
Work
8949EAnonymousEducation Is what remains after you have forgotten everything you learned in school.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
2148EAnonymousBlessed are they who can laugh at themselves... for they will never cease to be amused.
Laughing
Laughing
3386EAnonymousMy wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
Marriage
Marriage
6118EAnonymousIt is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Education
Education
3925EAnonymousCigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Smoking
Smoking
4518EAnonymousNever argue with idiots... They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Stupidity
Stupidity
3498EAnonymousTears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Women
Women
2836EAnonymousAdvertising - the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Advertising
Advertising
5045EAnonymousShe was so ugly when she was born, her Momma used to borrow a baby to take to church on Sunday.
Jokes
Jokes
4160EAnonymousWho do you turn to when the only person who can stop your tears, is the one that's causing them?
Crying
Crying
5869EAnonymousConfidence is believing you are of value. Arrogance is believing you are more valuable than others.
Self-esteem
Self-esteem
2427EAnonymousIf you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Sleep
Sleep
3361EAnonymousMarriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage
Marriage
13051EAnonymousPhilosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
Religion
Religion
5870EAnonymousGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about other people.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
4737EAnonymousSPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Marriage
Marriage
2463EAnonymousA theologian is like a blind man in a dark room searching for a black cat which isn't there - and finding it!
Religion
Religion
3027EAnonymousOnce there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages.
Religion
Religion
3064EAnonymousA woman always has the last word in an argument. Anything a man says after it is the beginning of a new argument.
Women
Women
5728EAnonymousYou've got to have a map: to know where you came from, where you are, where you want to be, and how to get there.
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
3578EAnonymousIf you have to deal with a bad person, the first thing you have to do is not to improve him, but to improve yourself.
Good and Evil
Good and Evil
4734EAnonymousPROFESSOR: A person whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life he avoided by becoming a professor.
Teaching
Teaching
6806EAnonymousWhen people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to get your divine attention and your blessing.
Attention
Attention
9098EAnonymousTrump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job.
Politics
Politics
4738EAnonymousSTATISTICIAN: Someone who can put his head in the oven and his feet in the freezer and tell you, "on average, I feel just fine."
Miscellaneous
Miscellaneous
3442EAnonymousIf you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
Self-control
Self-control
2473EAnonymousThe difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
Commitment
Commitment