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6124EAnonymousFreedom is not free.
Freedom
Freedom
7396EAnonymousOnly sheep need a shepherd
Religion
Religion
2751EAnonymousI am the captain of my soul.
Self-control
Self-control
4727EAnonymousHORSE SENSE: Stable thinking
Thinking
Thinking
8423EAnonymousHappiness is a state of mind.
Happiness
Happiness
4281EAnonymousGood example is half a sermon.
Talking
Talking
4614EAnonymousLord save me from your followers
God
God
3950EAnonymousHe who laughs last thinks slowest
Laughing
Laughing
5610EAnonymousPlay the music, not the instrument.
Music
Music
4711EAnonymousCHEF: Any cook who swears in French.
Cooking
Cooking
7153EAnonymousGod helps those who help themselves.
God
God
2683EAnonymousGrant me patience, O Lord, but hurry!
Patience
Patience
3980EAnonymousIn strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
Ability
Ability
6621EAnonymousThe masses are the opium of religion.
Religion
Religion
5756EAnonymousSilence is the best response to a fool.
Silence
Silence
4708EAnonymousCAT: A lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
Animals
Animals
2470EAnonymousTo teach is to learn. -- Japanese Proverb
Teaching
Teaching
4617EAnonymousIn God we trust; all others must pay cash.
God
God
2199EAnonymousIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Sex
Sex
4615EAnonymousGod must love stupid people, he made so many.
God
God