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2618EGroucho MarxI never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Memory
Memory
5028EGroucho MarxWhy should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Future
Future
2912EGroucho MarxThose are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Principles
Principles
3080EGroucho MarxThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Faking
Faking
3963EGroucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Marriage
Marriage
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