Quotes by Groucho Marx

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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