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4501EZsa Zsa GaborA man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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2401EHenry Louis MenckenBachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
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4118EOscar WildeOne should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
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3874EAgatha ChristieAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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3943EArthur BaerAlimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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4497EGeorg Christoph LichtenbergLove is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
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4737EAnonymousSPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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3968EAnonymousIf you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
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2904EClick & Clack, the Tappet BrothersThis is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right.
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4744EJohn ClayWEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
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3361EAnonymousMarriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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3100ESocratesMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
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3386EAnonymousMy wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
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2114EBertrand RussellA marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
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4500ESydney WebbMarriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
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3963EGroucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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4100EOscar WildeA man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
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2524EWoody AllenI tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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3870EAnonymousA man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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2850EMae WestMarriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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3641EOscar WildeMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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2800EAnonymousBigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
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4499EAnton CechovIf you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
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4769EAnonymousNo man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
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4902EPatrick MurrayI've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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3334EVoltaireMarriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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7620EArthur SchopenhauerMarrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
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3173EHenny YoungmanThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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2669EAnonymousThe goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
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