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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
 
Bigamy: Marrying a pretty girl and a good cook !
 
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
 
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
 
A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.
 
A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
 
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.
 
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
 
Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too
 
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
 
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
 
My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.
 
The goal of marriage is not to think alike but to think together.
 
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
 
This is my rule of married life: it's better to be happy than to be right. 
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
 
WEDDING: A necessary formality before securing a divorce.
 
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
One should always be in love; that is the reason one should never marry.
 
Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
 
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
 
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
 
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. And that is a good thing for any man
 
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
 
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